CUMBRIA
COLLEGE OF ART AND DESIGN
FOOTBALL
TEAM
MATCH
REPORTS
Read all about the teams matches this season and watch video footage of
them in action.
Meet the players that make the team possible. They've been split into playing positions.
Scott and Alan who run the team give you a run down of what went on behind the scenes this season.
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Mark Smith - A.K.A. - Di Canio/Rainman AGE
& POSITION: 21, Centre Forward COURSE:
Graphics HND yr2 HOME
TOWN: The Wirral TEAM: Everton |
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AMBITION: To have my work up on a billboard and be head of a design company/or become a porn star. BEST THING ABOUT PLAYING FOR THE COLLEGE: We have a laugh and you get to meet some good lads. When we go out we all get hammered and chat up girls and do some sexy Jean-Claude Van Damme dancing. OPINION ON NORTUMBRIA'S FOOTBALL TEAM: Scum |
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NAME: Alan Beck - A.K.A. - Big Al/Al The Jackal AGE & POSITION: 23, Centre Forward COURSE: BA Graphics yr3 HOME TOWN: County Down, Northern Ireland TEAM: Man Utd |
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AMBITION: To be a proffesional footballer BEST THING ABOUT PLAYING FOR THE COLLEGE: Great crack OPINION ON NORTUMBRIA'S FOOTBALL TEAM: Mercury tilt-switches to be installed
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NAME: Simon Edwards - A.K.A. - Glass Legs AGE & POSITION: 20, Left Wing COURSE: Graphics HND yr2 HOME TOWN: Dumfries TEAM: Liverpool |
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AMBITION: To be naked with as many women as possible at the same time BEST THING ABOUT PLAYING FOR THE COLLEGE: Social life and my shear skills need to be seen OPINION ON NORTUMBRIA'S FOOTBALL TEAM: Shite, bag of |
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NAME: Ian Moss - A.K.A.- The wing wizard AGE & POSITION: 20, Left Wing COURSE: BA Graphics yr1 HOME TOWN: Bournemouth TEAM: Liverpool |
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AMBITION: To be a graphic designer, or a singer. BEST THING ABOUT PLAYING FOR THE COLLEGE: Good laugh, glory, keep-fit OPINION ON NORTUMBRIA'S FOOTBALL TEAM: 4th best in Carlisle |
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NAME: Michael Tunney - A.K.A.- Mikey AGE AND POSITION: 21, Striker COURSE: BA DESIGN CRAFTS yr3 HOME TOWN: Donegal, Eire TEAM: Liverpool & Celtic |
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AMBITION: I want money BEST THING ABOUT PLAYING FOR THE COLLEGE: To keep fit OPINION ON NORTUMBRIA'S FOOTBALL TEAM: Shite |
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NAME: Paul Lloyd -A.K.A - Dick Flash AGE: 20, Striker COURSE: BA Graphics yr2 HOME TOWN: Walsall, West Midlands TEAM: England and as a self confessing glory hunter current fav team is Walsall. |
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AMBITION: To have a happy stress free life, ambition currently unaccomplished! BEST THING ABOUT PLAYING FOR THE COLLEGE: The CCAD FC groupies OPINION ON NORTUMBRIA'S FOOTBALL TEAM: This countries crapest team
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